"Myspace. a place for friends"

No, actually, I'd say it's more a place for stupid fucking illiterate emo fucks. I was just browsing Myspace and I come across a bulletin, titled "FUCK OFF YOU MISERABLE CUNT WE DONT NEED YOU!!!!". Initially I thought nothing of it, but I was interested to see what this person that I don't even know had to say.

Surely this being quite a strong point, he's addressed it by confronting the person, although it being public is a bit weird, would you not want to keep an argument like that private? Any way, let's have a little look at what his bulletin said..

"Body: YOUR PAHTETIC
STOP COMPLAINTING
YOU TOOK IT TOO FUKING FAR
SO GO FUCK YORSELF
WE DONT FUCKING CARE
YOU FUCKING DITCHED US
AND NOW WE DONT GIVE A FUCK
SO FUCK OFFF
SERIOUSLEY
FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE

CUNT!"

I took the liberty of messaging him the following.



Oh, oh right, okay. Right, yes. So, I don't think the spelling and grammar really needs to be addressed, it's quite clear it's incredibly bad. About as coherent as a three year old I'd say.
So, yes, shut up. Shut the actual fuck up. No, really, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't know what the situation is and frankly, I don't care, but wording that the way you did, I'm pretty sure YOU'RE the one who has taken it TOO FUCKING FAR, you absolute FUCKING idiot. (By the way, IT'S FUCKING "YOU'RE").

How about you act like a normal person and private message the person, you're clearly looking for attention you moron otherwise you wouldn't broadcast that to all of Myspace WITHOUT EVEN NAMING THE FUCKING PERSON.
Who is "us" and "we" anyway? Who are you speaking for? I'm sure they don't have the exact same view as you. You're just a fucking idiot.

I'm going to now break down every line of your stupid little bulletin and make you feel ridiculous.

"YOUR PAHTETIC" - No, YOU are pathetic, you just went and posted a fucking anon bulletin about your problem.


"STOP COMPLAINTING" - Erm, it's obviously you that needs to stop complaining you fuck.


"YOU TOOK IT TOO FUKING FAR" - No, I've already said this, but YOU are taking it too far. Next.


"SO GO FUCK YORSELF" - What does that even mean anyway? Seeing as it's physically impossible for humans to fuck themselves, I'm guessing you mean wank. Is that even an insult when you break it down that way?


"WE DONT FUCKING CARE" - Again, I already mentioned, who are "we"? Maybe they do care, maybe you're just an apathetic shit.


"YOU FUCKING DITCHED US" - I FUCKING WONDER WHY


"AND NOW WE DONT GIVE A FUCK" - If you don't give a fuck why are you fucking ranting about it you imbecile.


"SO FUCK OFFF" - There is no word in the English language that has three letters next to each other.

"SEREIOUSLEY" - No no, remember, I before E even when THERE'S NO FUCKING E IN THE WORD.

"FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE" - I'm sure they were keeping their peace until you posted this bitchy bulletin


"CUNT!" - Oh aren't you fucking amazing, with all your minor sentences, finishing it off with a lovely declarative that means FUCK ALL.

So there we go, I don't think I even need to go into your stupid "about me" on your profile, I don't think you need to be shot down any further. Have a brilliant weekend love. Can't wait for more of your CRAAAAYYYZAYYYY bulletins.

Twat.





And there ya go. There it is. My, that felt brilliant!

p.s his name was Hywel. THAT ISN'T A NAME. THAT ISN'T AN ANYTHING. THAT'S LESS OF A NAME THAN HATTI.