PLS SUB ME, THX IN ADVANCE

So this morning, I got a message, one of which I often recieve because people are fucking MORONS. Have a look.

"hey!
Hey KickThePj

I think you might like my style of video. I was wondering if you could check out my videos if you had the time and subscribe if you like them.

Thanks in advance,

bigwhiteseth"

Right, so the first thing I did was actually look at his subscriber count, to no surprise, he has 20k plus. I wonder how he got them.
This is clearly just a standard message he sends to everyone because he's just copied and pasted my user name straight to the message because most people don't spell PJ, like KickThePj, with a lower case j, ANYWAY, It's obviously a copy and paste job because...well it's obvious.

Secondly, "I think you might like my style of video", no, no I probably wouldn't. I like really interesting videos like those of Lassegg, or nintendo related ones like the AVGN. However, I had a look anyway because I was curious. He is an american vlogger, with HORRIBLE raspy sound quality which is a put off in itself, by the looks of the titles of his videos he talks about news and celebrities, so, no thanks.

Thirdly, check out the videos if i have time. Nope.

Fourthly, subscribe if I like them. Again, nope.

Then lastly, the icing on the top of the shit, "thanks in advance". Erm NO, that's NOT how it works love. The little phrase "thanks in advance" pisses me off. Unless I've said I'll do something for someone, I haven't got the intentions of doing what they've asked, so DON'T fucking thank me in "advance".

It baffles me why someone with 20k subscribers needs to go round spamming people to subscribe, it's stupid. Similarly, I have no idea why people with no videos, no subscribers and no intentions of making videos go round begging for subscribers. Why? Do you even know the point of subscribing? They just want it for the number because they think the more subscribers you have, the cooler you are, erm no. Think about it, subscribing is so people are kept informed of when you have a new video, what difference does it make if you have 10 or 10 thousand if you've asked people to subscribe that WON'T WATCH THEM.

Right, that's all I have to say, I've got a coach to catch ina few hours, and I still haven't packed.

Bai