Yes

Tom, Jade, MD and some others did it, so I thought I would.

- You're a perfectionist and I hate you for that

- You get nervous at the thought of meeting up with people despite having met them so much before, it's so stupid, whats the matter with you?

- I get nothing from you, you're a closed book and don't let anyone in.

- You try so hard making your little videos, but they're far too weird, they don't even make sense half the time.

- You're the kind of person that will put something off for ages and won't get round to it unless you're reminded.

- What I get from you is that you find it hard to get into relationships. I always hear about you getting close to someone, then getting scared and backing off. Sort it out.

- You have some terrible anger issues. Why do you let yourself get so easily wound up?

- I don't like you

- You always think of the negatives, maybe you're just a bit too modest. I don't think so.

- You mister, need to grow up sooner or later.

- Maybe you're a bit tone deaf, but you're not as good a musician as you may think. It's clear to every one that you can't sing, but maybe you should just put the guitar down too.

- You should get a job

- You're sooner to make fun of someone if everyone else is, sometimes. Well done for disproving that recently though, proud of ya.

That's pretty much it. Have fun decoding. Night night

Also, can I just add, there's no point in getting offended if you've assumed you're one of these. I love all my friends.

New Youtube Layouts etc

A few people have mentioned it, so I thought I'd give a brief blog on my opinions.
I'm not fussed any more about what Youtube do. I've come to accept that Vimeo will always be better than Youtube in alot of perspectives. Some times we've even jumped to conclusions in thinking a new feature on Youtube is crap. At first, I hated the idea of wide screen, but now I think videos in wide screen look brilliant.

The only reason I get annoyed at Youtubes updates is because it just feels like they've forgotten about things that need to be attended to, LIKE GIVING ME A PROGRESS BAR.

Although, I must stay, getting instant ad's is impressive, I remember i'd used to have to wait hours/days to get ads on my videos. Now I get them within the minute I set revenue sharing.

Just thinking about partnership in general, when it first came to the UK it was a huge thing, I remember a few of the first partners were Jimmy, Alex, Phil and wisemanthree (if anyone remembers him). I remember doug lied about being 18 to be a partner, then turned 18 a couple months later XD

Wait, how did I get to this point? I was talking about Youtube layout, haha.

There are bugs on Youtube that I honestly think they have failed to notice. When you go to send a video to someone, which I rarely do anyway, you click send and it comes up with "You have forgotten to put in the captcha code" or some bullshit like that, but it wasn't there when I went to click send. It's not a massive problem, just inconvenient and a bit embarrassing for google to make a mistake like that.

Another bug that needs to be fixed, I can't comment on my own videos using kickthepj, which i've made people aware of already. I don't get why that should ever be a problem. I think Shawna has the same problem.

Me and Dale were talking earlier about Vimeo and how much better it is than Youtube, and I recall saying "Vimeo give you a complimentary HD camcorder when signing up whereas Youtube give you a potential banning for signing up". His response was something like "Yeah! We're going to have to remove your account for using material that may/may not be copyrighted". It made me laugh haha.

I'm gonna leave it at that.

p.s my ears are still ringing. It's horrible. Get a sample of white noise that will loop forever, whack it on your i pod, and listen to that until you finally fall asleep. Make sure to have it on full blast. And there you go, that's how I feel right now.

LATERS

"This is what you'll get..

when ya mess with us"

I've not really wrote anything in this blog for a while I guess. I've not started this with any ideas, I'm just gonna keep writing and not look back/back space anything. Haha.
I'm currently listening to karma police whilst writing this, it's a lovely song. No doubt was influenced by Sexy Sadie by the beatles. Both brilliant songs.
Last weekend Lex came to stay over which was pretty amazing. The little things stuck in my head, like just laughing at some of the most inappropriate jokes ever, to play fighting. We were laying on my bed and she kept trying to kick me, luckily I was able to hold both her wrists with one hand, because my hands are like lobster claws. Hhmm, someone trying to kick me..that's pretty weird in itself..

So that was fun. Very fun. She was meant to be coming over next weekend but it seems like a million different reasons meant that she was just not meant to. But the week after she is coming for a few days in the easter holidays, which will be lovely.

Shit, I just realised, I'm writing this instead of doing my english coursework. My bastarding english coursework. It's a bastard.

I need to re string my guitar, probably.

I actually got a dailybooth. I was never too sure whether I'd want to use it or not, but I guess I kind of like the idea. Plus, with my new camera, It's given me *No surprises just came on* given me the inclination to take some nice pictures.

Also, my subscribers have been going up fairly fast over the past couple days, I'm thinking it's because of dailybooth.

Ohh this song is lovely. It really is. So relaxing. "I'll take the quiet life, a handshake of carbon monoxide". :)

Last night I spoke to ginger chris briefly, it's always a delight. Mainly because he makes me piss myself with laughter. Seriously, there was piss everywhere.

Over the past week I've been thinking about relationships and stuff. I wanted to give a brief history of my own relationships that have a significant impact on who I am today, but I don't feel ready to really talk about stuff so private with people.

Ohhh fitter happier just came on. You'll never guess what band I'm listening to.

I just realised I raised the point about relationships and didn't follow it up with anything...I should go back and delete, but I'm not doing that. I'm just typing. You're probably not even readying, well, yes you are.

The perfect lifestyle: a pig, in a cage, on antibiotics. Brilliant.

Last night I was speaking to Lex, and I said I was going to go get cereal, and I said i'd speak to her in a minute, unless I died. And when I got back, I said "I'm back, or am I?"

From there I started thinking, what If I'm actually not back. What If I died, but I carry on life as if normal, knowing none the wiser...But to everyone else, I'm just gone. It's not healthy to think that way. I'm not crazy, I know in life we have limits and some things just don't work, like flying, because we're not physically built to fly, but what makes people so certain about things like death? When you die, you don't know you're dead, so what if you just carry on life as normal, but you're dead to everyone around you? I'm so sorry, I didn't mean this to go into such a morbid post. I just think weirdly.

I think I'd best round this off for anyone still reading. Best get back to coursework. Boo.

Right, toodle pip.

Oh DEAR

So in my last video at the end you see me take a drag of a cigarette, but seeing as I've cut it in two shots, you don't even see me take it down.
I don't want to rant about my subscribers, because there are people that will always leave nice comments which is lovely of them, however, people that have just commented the video saying stuff like "don't smoke, smoking kills", really pisses me off.
I'm 18 and I am aware that smoking kills and can cause lung cancer and can do loads of other horrid things to you, do people think I'm just a complete idiot and might reply with "SHIT REALLY? I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD FOR YOU!".
If they knew anything about me, like, really really anything about me, they wouldn't get so hung up by a shot of me smoking which was actually significant to the overall joke.
My dad smokes and has been for years, I wish he didn't because I know how bad smoking is.
Any way, If I did smoke, do people think saying "don't smoke, it kills" is gonna make me instantly stop? If that was the case I'd just go around telling everyone to stop smoking.
I remember ivens, badmaths, was once smoking in a video, were people out raged, like, actually horrified by that? No, they weren't. Some people do it, and alot more don't.
Anyway, that's it, sorry to sound like I'm having a go, and i'm sorry if you think "oh, i commented saying that", don't worry. I'm sure I've got taken it the wrong way.

(in case you're still wondering, I don't smoke)

Well, that's it, i'm gonna go have a shower.

Byebye, I hope you enjoyed the video.