Get the fuck over yourselves. You're not a model, nor will you ever be. Get a bit of dignity.
Also may I add, this girl, thinks she is "all that" just because you can add her way to about 30,000 odd friends and sells a few clothes. Really really needs to get over herself. Go have a look, and have a laugh.
So much about her just reeks "fake", her lashes, hair, most likely her skin colour. Why do girls think it's attractive to plaster yourself in make-up and tattoo's? It's really not. That's probably the reason she is selling clothes, because no one would hire her.
http://www.myspace.com/tfsdeth
p.s septum piercings look fucking stupid, love.
Saturday, 25 April 2009
Tuesday, 14 April 2009
Late night thoughts
I tried going to sleep, that didn't work, thought i'd quickly write up some thoughts over the past week.
From the saturday before last, up until now, I've been feeling, to some degree, amazing.
From saturday to tuesday, Lex came round, I don't care if people are tired of seeing her name pop up in my blog, or vise versa, get over it. Anyway, that was pretty swish. We just chilled for most of it, which is always lovely. It's just the little things that I love, from simply holding hands, to the wild rampant sex. Haha, no, seriously though, it was a very fun weekend.
Then the wednesday, not much happened, chilled out, did some youtoon etc.
Then thursday, I went to london! A company called global cool paid for a few of us to go down to london, or up, for some, and be in a little campaign they were filming in which we did various things that made us look silly. You will soon see it. It was alot of fun and richad was very nice, not only did he pay for all our travel, but he put us up in a 5 star hotel for the night, it was sexy.
However, the snooty french bastards took 50 quid cash off me on arrival, they said they don't really like italians. Actually it was incase of damages, I was very sad to part with it, but alas, I got it back eventually.
We then went up to our rooms and prepared for an evening on the town, me with my ten pounds had quite a wild night ahead of me.
I washed my hair before we went out, then lex reminded me that we have no hair dryer..neooooooo. HOWEVER, i rang mhazz and she said that the hotel have one in one of the draws. First draw - bible, THIS IS NAY HAIR DRYER, but i found it eventually.
So me and lex got ready and went to toms room to meet everyone where tom had just been jumping on the bed.
Mhairi took us to a nice burger place to eat, we shared laughs, conversation etc. Me and lex held hands walking there, and back. Oh how naughty!
After a couple hours out, we went back to the hotel. We went up to mhairi's room where we watched some porn. Chocolate milfshake..mhmmmm. Ian parted with us and went to his room. Not long after, me and lex went off to our room, well, my room, but she insisted on sharing.
I'm a bad person, I didn't let her sleep, nor do I ever. I'm way to energetic at night, which is pretty much down to my fucked up sleeping pattern, but yes, I'm constantly making little sense and jabbering on. About 5 hours later, I gave in and let her sleep whilst I raped her. Okay, that didn't happen, she didn't sleep at all.
Another reason I didn't really want her to sleep was that I knew i'd be going home the next day, and I didn't know when I'd see her again so I just wanted to make the most of it. Is that so wrong? I love her to bits, she's lovely to be around, and we constantly have something to talk about or laugh at.
Anyway, the night went on, then came the morning. Up at ten, I jumped in the shower, WHICH WAS AMAZING BY THE WAY. Such a posh hotel, I miss it. Lex refused my offer of sharing a shower, bitch, I was just trying to save water. Save the planet and all that.
Room service at 10 30, we ignored it and she went away. then again at 11 30, they barged into our room like a swat team looking for a pedofile. They looked at us and left straight away XD Good job we wern't naked...
We then met up with da guys, checked out and went on a seach for breakfast. After 2 hours of walking, we finally found a luxurious, elegant...subway. That filled me up way too much. I briefly saw sophie and jadeykinzzz, then i departed. I hated saying bye on the tube, everyone was getting off and i was just like "BYE, BYE, BYE, YEP, BYE".
I felt shit after that.
I then had a chilled weekend of doing youtoon and talking to dom and dale. It was lovely!
Then yesterday I went out with some friends and we filmed stuff, that was awesome.
I cba to write anymore, I'm tired. If you're still reading, GRATS.
bai
From the saturday before last, up until now, I've been feeling, to some degree, amazing.
From saturday to tuesday, Lex came round, I don't care if people are tired of seeing her name pop up in my blog, or vise versa, get over it. Anyway, that was pretty swish. We just chilled for most of it, which is always lovely. It's just the little things that I love, from simply holding hands, to the wild rampant sex. Haha, no, seriously though, it was a very fun weekend.
Then the wednesday, not much happened, chilled out, did some youtoon etc.
Then thursday, I went to london! A company called global cool paid for a few of us to go down to london, or up, for some, and be in a little campaign they were filming in which we did various things that made us look silly. You will soon see it. It was alot of fun and richad was very nice, not only did he pay for all our travel, but he put us up in a 5 star hotel for the night, it was sexy.
However, the snooty french bastards took 50 quid cash off me on arrival, they said they don't really like italians. Actually it was incase of damages, I was very sad to part with it, but alas, I got it back eventually.
We then went up to our rooms and prepared for an evening on the town, me with my ten pounds had quite a wild night ahead of me.
I washed my hair before we went out, then lex reminded me that we have no hair dryer..neooooooo. HOWEVER, i rang mhazz and she said that the hotel have one in one of the draws. First draw - bible, THIS IS NAY HAIR DRYER, but i found it eventually.
So me and lex got ready and went to toms room to meet everyone where tom had just been jumping on the bed.
Mhairi took us to a nice burger place to eat, we shared laughs, conversation etc. Me and lex held hands walking there, and back. Oh how naughty!
After a couple hours out, we went back to the hotel. We went up to mhairi's room where we watched some porn. Chocolate milfshake..mhmmmm. Ian parted with us and went to his room. Not long after, me and lex went off to our room, well, my room, but she insisted on sharing.
I'm a bad person, I didn't let her sleep, nor do I ever. I'm way to energetic at night, which is pretty much down to my fucked up sleeping pattern, but yes, I'm constantly making little sense and jabbering on. About 5 hours later, I gave in and let her sleep whilst I raped her. Okay, that didn't happen, she didn't sleep at all.
Another reason I didn't really want her to sleep was that I knew i'd be going home the next day, and I didn't know when I'd see her again so I just wanted to make the most of it. Is that so wrong? I love her to bits, she's lovely to be around, and we constantly have something to talk about or laugh at.
Anyway, the night went on, then came the morning. Up at ten, I jumped in the shower, WHICH WAS AMAZING BY THE WAY. Such a posh hotel, I miss it. Lex refused my offer of sharing a shower, bitch, I was just trying to save water. Save the planet and all that.
Room service at 10 30, we ignored it and she went away. then again at 11 30, they barged into our room like a swat team looking for a pedofile. They looked at us and left straight away XD Good job we wern't naked...
We then met up with da guys, checked out and went on a seach for breakfast. After 2 hours of walking, we finally found a luxurious, elegant...subway. That filled me up way too much. I briefly saw sophie and jadeykinzzz, then i departed. I hated saying bye on the tube, everyone was getting off and i was just like "BYE, BYE, BYE, YEP, BYE".
I felt shit after that.
I then had a chilled weekend of doing youtoon and talking to dom and dale. It was lovely!
Then yesterday I went out with some friends and we filmed stuff, that was awesome.
I cba to write anymore, I'm tired. If you're still reading, GRATS.
bai
Wednesday, 8 April 2009
Youtube at the peak of their prime
So If you open up this picture in a new window, you can look at it whilst you read what I'm talking about.
1) You can't see this, but I don't actually have a message. This only just recently happened, but it constantly says I have a message when I don't. It's annoying.
2) This fucking thing just doesn't go away. How many times have you clicked okay or cancle and it just keeps coming back. What is the point of it anyway? You could compact that message into "To see shit in your country, set youtube to be in your country" or maybe, just get rid of it all together.
3) Do I even need to address that?
4) This isn't really a problem with youtube, I just found it kinda funny. I remember being 13 and having an N-Gage, IT WAS FUCKING SHIT. Lawl
I don't like this clutter and wank on my front page. They're ruining the site so much. I can't wait to see their new changes they're making.
Right that's all, I'm off to london tomorrow to film some promotional video for a company with Ben Loka, Lex, Dave, Tom, Mhazz and Ian. Should be a really fun day out. We're all staying in a hotel as well after wards, I'll probably let you all know how we get on.
Take care.
1) You can't see this, but I don't actually have a message. This only just recently happened, but it constantly says I have a message when I don't. It's annoying.
2) This fucking thing just doesn't go away. How many times have you clicked okay or cancle and it just keeps coming back. What is the point of it anyway? You could compact that message into "To see shit in your country, set youtube to be in your country" or maybe, just get rid of it all together.
3) Do I even need to address that?
4) This isn't really a problem with youtube, I just found it kinda funny. I remember being 13 and having an N-Gage, IT WAS FUCKING SHIT. Lawl
I don't like this clutter and wank on my front page. They're ruining the site so much. I can't wait to see their new changes they're making.
Right that's all, I'm off to london tomorrow to film some promotional video for a company with Ben Loka, Lex, Dave, Tom, Mhazz and Ian. Should be a really fun day out. We're all staying in a hotel as well after wards, I'll probably let you all know how we get on.
Take care.
Tuesday, 7 April 2009
Friday, 3 April 2009
"Myspace. a place for friends"
No, actually, I'd say it's more a place for stupid fucking illiterate emo fucks. I was just browsing Myspace and I come across a bulletin, titled "FUCK OFF YOU MISERABLE CUNT WE DONT NEED YOU!!!!". Initially I thought nothing of it, but I was interested to see what this person that I don't even know had to say.
Surely this being quite a strong point, he's addressed it by confronting the person, although it being public is a bit weird, would you not want to keep an argument like that private? Any way, let's have a little look at what his bulletin said..
"Body: YOUR PAHTETIC
STOP COMPLAINTING
YOU TOOK IT TOO FUKING FAR
SO GO FUCK YORSELF
WE DONT FUCKING CARE
YOU FUCKING DITCHED US
AND NOW WE DONT GIVE A FUCK
SO FUCK OFFF
SERIOUSLEY
FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE
CUNT!"
I took the liberty of messaging him the following.
Oh, oh right, okay. Right, yes. So, I don't think the spelling and grammar really needs to be addressed, it's quite clear it's incredibly bad. About as coherent as a three year old I'd say.
So, yes, shut up. Shut the actual fuck up. No, really, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't know what the situation is and frankly, I don't care, but wording that the way you did, I'm pretty sure YOU'RE the one who has taken it TOO FUCKING FAR, you absolute FUCKING idiot. (By the way, IT'S FUCKING "YOU'RE").
How about you act like a normal person and private message the person, you're clearly looking for attention you moron otherwise you wouldn't broadcast that to all of Myspace WITHOUT EVEN NAMING THE FUCKING PERSON.
Who is "us" and "we" anyway? Who are you speaking for? I'm sure they don't have the exact same view as you. You're just a fucking idiot.
I'm going to now break down every line of your stupid little bulletin and make you feel ridiculous.
"YOUR PAHTETIC" - No, YOU are pathetic, you just went and posted a fucking anon bulletin about your problem.
"STOP COMPLAINTING" - Erm, it's obviously you that needs to stop complaining you fuck.
"YOU TOOK IT TOO FUKING FAR" - No, I've already said this, but YOU are taking it too far. Next.
"SO GO FUCK YORSELF" - What does that even mean anyway? Seeing as it's physically impossible for humans to fuck themselves, I'm guessing you mean wank. Is that even an insult when you break it down that way?
"WE DONT FUCKING CARE" - Again, I already mentioned, who are "we"? Maybe they do care, maybe you're just an apathetic shit.
"YOU FUCKING DITCHED US" - I FUCKING WONDER WHY
"AND NOW WE DONT GIVE A FUCK" - If you don't give a fuck why are you fucking ranting about it you imbecile.
"SO FUCK OFFF" - There is no word in the English language that has three letters next to each other.
"SEREIOUSLEY" - No no, remember, I before E even when THERE'S NO FUCKING E IN THE WORD.
"FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE" - I'm sure they were keeping their peace until you posted this bitchy bulletin
"CUNT!" - Oh aren't you fucking amazing, with all your minor sentences, finishing it off with a lovely declarative that means FUCK ALL.
So there we go, I don't think I even need to go into your stupid "about me" on your profile, I don't think you need to be shot down any further. Have a brilliant weekend love. Can't wait for more of your CRAAAAYYYZAYYYY bulletins.
Twat.
And there ya go. There it is. My, that felt brilliant!
p.s his name was Hywel. THAT ISN'T A NAME. THAT ISN'T AN ANYTHING. THAT'S LESS OF A NAME THAN HATTI.
Surely this being quite a strong point, he's addressed it by confronting the person, although it being public is a bit weird, would you not want to keep an argument like that private? Any way, let's have a little look at what his bulletin said..
"Body: YOUR PAHTETIC
STOP COMPLAINTING
YOU TOOK IT TOO FUKING FAR
SO GO FUCK YORSELF
WE DONT FUCKING CARE
YOU FUCKING DITCHED US
AND NOW WE DONT GIVE A FUCK
SO FUCK OFFF
SERIOUSLEY
FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE
CUNT!"
I took the liberty of messaging him the following.
Oh, oh right, okay. Right, yes. So, I don't think the spelling and grammar really needs to be addressed, it's quite clear it's incredibly bad. About as coherent as a three year old I'd say.
So, yes, shut up. Shut the actual fuck up. No, really, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't know what the situation is and frankly, I don't care, but wording that the way you did, I'm pretty sure YOU'RE the one who has taken it TOO FUCKING FAR, you absolute FUCKING idiot. (By the way, IT'S FUCKING "YOU'RE").
How about you act like a normal person and private message the person, you're clearly looking for attention you moron otherwise you wouldn't broadcast that to all of Myspace WITHOUT EVEN NAMING THE FUCKING PERSON.
Who is "us" and "we" anyway? Who are you speaking for? I'm sure they don't have the exact same view as you. You're just a fucking idiot.
I'm going to now break down every line of your stupid little bulletin and make you feel ridiculous.
"YOUR PAHTETIC" - No, YOU are pathetic, you just went and posted a fucking anon bulletin about your problem.
"STOP COMPLAINTING" - Erm, it's obviously you that needs to stop complaining you fuck.
"YOU TOOK IT TOO FUKING FAR" - No, I've already said this, but YOU are taking it too far. Next.
"SO GO FUCK YORSELF" - What does that even mean anyway? Seeing as it's physically impossible for humans to fuck themselves, I'm guessing you mean wank. Is that even an insult when you break it down that way?
"WE DONT FUCKING CARE" - Again, I already mentioned, who are "we"? Maybe they do care, maybe you're just an apathetic shit.
"YOU FUCKING DITCHED US" - I FUCKING WONDER WHY
"AND NOW WE DONT GIVE A FUCK" - If you don't give a fuck why are you fucking ranting about it you imbecile.
"SO FUCK OFFF" - There is no word in the English language that has three letters next to each other.
"SEREIOUSLEY" - No no, remember, I before E even when THERE'S NO FUCKING E IN THE WORD.
"FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE" - I'm sure they were keeping their peace until you posted this bitchy bulletin
"CUNT!" - Oh aren't you fucking amazing, with all your minor sentences, finishing it off with a lovely declarative that means FUCK ALL.
So there we go, I don't think I even need to go into your stupid "about me" on your profile, I don't think you need to be shot down any further. Have a brilliant weekend love. Can't wait for more of your CRAAAAYYYZAYYYY bulletins.
Twat.
And there ya go. There it is. My, that felt brilliant!
p.s his name was Hywel. THAT ISN'T A NAME. THAT ISN'T AN ANYTHING. THAT'S LESS OF A NAME THAN HATTI.
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